'What's a buttplug?' would have definitely been a better tagline for this movie than 'Curious?'ĩ5. Oh, OK - those scars on his chest are a plot point. So she's super sweaty from exercising and he's just licking her?ĩ3. Why isn't she freaking out that he was just in her apartment?ĩ1. We're not focusing on the fact he's in her apartment?Ĩ7. He just showed up in her apartment and she doesn't ask, 'How did you get in here?'Ĩ6. OK, since Christian just dropped Anastasia off, I feel like he's sending these emails while driving and that's dangerous.Ĩ4. 'You look different.' CAN SHE LIVE, KATE?Ĩ3. 'I never took anyone else in the helicopter, never had sex in my own bed, never slept next to anyone else.' Man, those other 15 women were missing the fuck out.Ĩ2. Why is Anastasia wearing all these weird Genie-like flats?Ĩ1. No matter how cool the car, driving home after a helicopter flight is a pretty steep downgrade.Ĩ0. I bet Christian wraps an amazing Christmas present.ħ9.

And is there a hot man class where men are taught the best way to flex their biceps while stripping?ħ7. Do all hot men take their shirts off by grabbing the material at the base of their neck?ħ6. Man, Anastasia drinks out of a lot of bowls.ħ5. Quick tip: Stop playing music while other people are sleeping if you'd like to be left alone.ħ4. These two are fairly surprised every time their loud music wakes the other one up.ħ3. Another movie where a woman is gifted a first edition of a book? How even?!ħ2. Now let the girl put her own lip gloss on for fuck's sake.ģ7. Geez, Christian ran from the possibility of romance faster than Leonardo DiCaprio.ģ6. A masking tape connoisseur? Kill me now.ģ4. Just cut to the chase and ask for the bondage section, Christian.ģ3. How long has Christian been creepily waiting in that aisle for Anastasia to walk by? Twenty minutes?ģ2. Does Anastasia still use a flip phone so we know she's poor?ģ1. What are we supposed to take away from the fact that Anastasia let her roommate steal that sandwich? That she's passive? That Kate's a bitch? Both?ģ0. I don't know about you, but after I have a meet-cute, I too like to make a chicken salad sandwich.Ģ8. Anastasia's roommate, Kate (Eloise Mumford), looks like a lion.Ģ7.

Or maybe Mother Nature was like, 'Here, you need to cool down.'Ģ6.

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